Our Philosophy
The Greatest Wisdom Consists In Knowing That You Know Nothing
All We Are Is Dust In The Wind Dude
...And Bits In The Heap
The Maven
The Maven is our starter package. If you need a little help or are not sure where to start this is a good choice.
Maven Pricing
5 bananas per call
3 coconuts per visit
The Kahuna
If you're going to need ongoing support during normal business hours, then this is the package for you!
Kahuna Pricing
1 Wilson Soccer Ball Up-Front
50 coconuts a week
The Big Kahuna
If you're tech issues make you go WHOA, you need THE BIG KAHUNA. If you need enterprise-level 24/7 support with on-site specialists, this is the package for you.
The Big Kahuna Pricing
1 Palm frond lean-to for on-site support
Steady supply of potable water
Bananas as-needed
5 President Masks (Don't Ask Why)
Even if you don't hire us, we send out regular bits and bytes of daily wisdom. Namaste.